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Blue Shirts

by The Golden Bubbles

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1.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, playing for your enjoyment: The Golden Bubbles; presenting a tale of Woe and Redemption in the glow of the lonely retail chain just around the corner. So make yourself comfortable, and give your attention to a common sales clerk, my brother, Tommy Turnbolt" I fooled everyone tonight Except for you on a solitary flight and high above the stars the world looks so bizarre is this who we really are I don't know stay for the show you're in the first row "We find Tommy rising from his brother Brad's couch heading to a job at the local consumer electronics store somewhere in an American suburb"
2.
Tommy, oh Turnbolt he's been working now for two years at the local Big Buy He's making minimum wage He looks too old for his age They don't hire winners at the A/V store And every day he hates more than before So he stands near the big TVs and whispers this prayer: "God, my shift manager Whoever's out there listening If you could just please, please come down and help me I can't go on living this way" That was a big mistake He didn't even know What he had set in place And the company knows that it can trade your soul, Yeah who needs a metaphysical realm You're bussing your cheap ass downtown Just to take the 117 out to your place Tommy Turnbolt Lives with his brother In a duplex apartment French fry carpet Things are soon gonna change Buckle up young man Tommy Turnbolt You could do wonders But you're down in the basement Work ethic face it Like a 2 inch slug It's time to rocketship bud Tommy Turnbolt Earth has been waiting for a man of your greatness to take us new places not just sell us a phone but to give us a home Tommy Turnbolt Ground floor associate can you sense all the power, rich regal honor, you're a company man! And you'll be richer than Pan "As the store closed, all the blue shirts went home, except for Tommy, who fell asleep beneath a wide-screen Magnavox"
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"That next morning, the sun shone, and the first shift had a quite a surprise when they found Turnbolt. Little did Tommy know, a mysterious woman, a consultant, was headed to the store, straight for our clerk." I was working hourly When you came in the door to me I scanned all your merchandise I could see you were unsatisfied And you stood near the big TVs A 10 in your mid-fifties Or maybe you're old as time Your skin tight as apple wine 5-year plan protection No money down I know what you want Look at your reflection That's not who you are I know who you are Treat me like the back of your hand Pencil in a one night stand I know I shouldn't say this You're never going to guess who I am I asked "Can I help you out" You took a cover letter out and asked for the manager I said "I'm the manager" You looked at me silver-eyed And asked me to sign the line You'd make me a bigger star If I come to your seminar At the breakout session Will I sign my life away Can there be exceptions It's an indiscretion A contract clause to play Outlaw Can I trust the Regency White? On the corner near the Binson light? Crunching all these numbers sleeping in the office tonight Treat me like the back of your hand Pencil in a one night stand I know I shouldn't say this you're never gonna guess who I am "But Tommy didn't want to be an ordinary Blue Shirt And he didn't want to disappear like his dad, either. So, for once in his life, Tommy Turnbolt took a chance."
4.
Like never before I will give to you Break the chains Show you light Like never before I'll give in to you Make me paralyzed Follow my voice I'll appear to you Echoes in the night Drown out the noise I will give you truth Coming from all sides When you're out on the floor You can be somebody! Someday you'll run your own store Nights weekends and more The neon sun is rising Like a phoenix will soar Love like never before Fighting nobody's war Get what you came here for A deal you can't ignore Til' you find what's in store Close the deal Over ice Where your character lies Welcome home Ain't it nice You ain't going home Sold a camera Sold a flatscreen I'm getting good at doing what I was told Sold the upgrade Made the transfer And I'm headed to the city of gold! Love like never before Fighting nobody's war Get what you came here for A deal you can't ignore Til' you find what's in store Love like never before Close your eyes touch my lips I'm coming more undone Turn around Figure out Why I'm not trying to run Break the chains Show me light Running wild tonight From the seminar To the stars We got each other and we're gonna hold tight Love like never before Fighting nobody's war Get what you came here for A deal you can't ignore Til' you find what's in store Love like never before Fighting nobody's war Get what you came here for They're watching you at the door From the back of the store Like never before So many people standing in the same room we got the same dream Every corner of the world here they come to get their own store Look at me, look at me! gonna get your own store Look at me, look at me! Time to get your own store Here we come Baton Rouge Here we come Little Rock We ain't never gonna stop! Here we come, Here we come "The Seminar was over. Outside the Regency White, Tommy stood in the parking lot, and there was Connie. Tommy knew what he had to do. Connie handed him a thousand year old receipt and a red ball point pen, and on the dotted line,Tommy signed away his soul."
5.
"That night, Tommy parked a U-haul in the driveway, and told me he was leaving" I didn't get nowhere for going soft Brother, I've been sleeping on this couch for way too long Brad, you say my boss is just no good She could be the devil I'm still going on my way So say goodnight Say goodnight to part-time living Say goodnight to losers winning Say goodnight to nights alone My final shift is ending Daddy set me down and told me, Son You can be a star just like the satellites in space They're flying off to where the people care I don't want to leave you But you're going to anyway So say goodnight Say goodnight to just you and me Say goodnight to store 33 Say goodnight to brothers come before the company Say goodnight to part time living Say goodnight to losers winning Say goodnight to nights alone my final shift is ending, Brad "So Tommy drove that rental van West, and said goodbye to Minnesota. Out in the desert, he'd be a new man, trading in that blue shirt, for a necktie. Next time, on Blue Shirts...."

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THE GOLDEN BUBBLES

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BLUE SHIRTS

A retail-rock miniseries in four parts.

* PART I *

PERFORMED BY

Leo Vondracek - Vocals, Keyboards
Christopher Vondracek - Keyboards, Vocals
Jared Fette - Drums
Brandon Mutschler - Guitar, Sax
Jason Stanek - Bass

WITH

Jaime Pelaez - Conga, Shaker, Guiro
Jon Greenlee - Guitar, Keyboards, Percussion

Produced by Jon Greenlee

Cover artwork by Altman

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Royalty, Etc. Records Music Publishing Company ASCAP

PART II IN 2022

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released November 26, 2021

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The Golden Bubbles Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Golden Bubbles are a Minnesota-based piano-rock band fronted by two brothers (Christopher and Leo Vondracek). Named for a locally famous dance hall in their hometown of Wells, MN, the band has released two full-length albums (2012's Seventy-Two and 2009's A Good Time Had By All) and in Nov. 2021 released the first of their Blue Shirts records, a 4-part concept album. ... more

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